Zine Survivor
This spring, action has a new name. In the motion picture event of the new millennium, follow the struggles of six zinesters as they vie for the editorship of a lucrative new glossy mag. To do so they must play a devilish game of cat and mouse, outwitting their opponents. Only one will be victorious.

  Everyone’s favourite gay witch, Alyson Hannigan, sparkles as Lizzie Barbados St Kitts.

" Look at me! So fun-loving and gregarious that everyone will want to be my friend."


Reprising the role of Brian In Stato Pupillari from Zine Big Brother is Chow Yun Fat.
"There’s a reason I’ve got the gun. It’s because I’m bad and I’m mean and I’m the King of the underground zine mafia. I’m a little lazy too, which is why I’ll let the other zinesters do my dirty work for me. Heh heh heh. "

 
  Sharon Leal (Boston Public) plays Selina Trollope, a newcomer to the zine scene.

"I bet the calm exterior has you fooled. Watch out though. I’m a seething volcano of passion."


The fabulous Lucy Liu takes on the challenging role of Charlotte Whisky Sour.

"I can kick these amateur asses. I’m not the odds on favourite in Vegas for nothing, baby. Watch your backs."

 
 

Janeane Garofalo is the funny and likeable Svetlana Barbie.

"I’ve been gunning for Charlotte Whisky Sour and Brian In Stato Pupillari for years. I can’t wait to crush their smug faces into the dirt. Yeah baby!"

Sean Astin (hey, you remember him from The Goonies), is the dour, paranoid Iota.

"Maybe nobody likes me but I can use that. I’ve put in the years and I can do the job. Hey, are you looking at me?"

 


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